I absolutely think it is a silly idea blogging this, or even filling out the questionnaire in the first place, but I have quite a few friends and colleagues of whom I just know that they'll agree so wholeheartedly with this oracle's ruling that I must blog the result:

You are HP-UX. You're still strong despite the passage of time.  Though few understand you, those who do love you deeply and appreciate you.
Which OS are You?